3/30/2005 09:06:00 PM|||Travis|||

Damn I JUST LOST MY LAST POST. Hate it when that happens.

Anyways, my throat hurts like there is a lump of cancer inside it. I have to suck on cough drops all day and that still doesn't do much. If I had insurance I would go see a doctor who could tell me to take some expensive medication that would make my throat feel like a million bucks before sending someone a fat bill. But I don't have insurance so I am going to take an aspirin, and shut the fuck up.

Last night was glorious and several english girls came home with me after the bars to "have a bev at mi flat" and it was an amazing orgy, british style. Shagadelic.

Just kidding. But one of them was 5'1" and looked ridiculous standing next to me because I am 6'4". She had the balls to ask if I was "proportional".... I told her ther was only one real way to find out.

More randomness to come as it unfoils.

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