5/01/2005 01:17:00 PM|||Travis|||

So my friend Jason comes down from San Francisco so that we can watch the Inter Sorrority Volleyball tournament in my college town. Man. I have never seen so many drunk half naked people in all my pathetic existence. I tried really hard to be a frat boy, if you can believe that. It worked for a while, except that I needed some spray on tan, some minor plastic surgery and a squirt gun. I think the highlight of the day was when a European man who was dancing up on the railing was sprayed down by a sorrority girl with a super-soaker because he was a man, dancing on a railing. And he had chest hair. Oh how that appeased the crowd.

Unofortunately my mentality left me completely drunk at a time in the afternoon when I was suppose to drive down to the Hills of Beverly for an awesome birthday party. Instead, I was puking. I hope everyone else had fun with the AVN models that showed up. I know I would have. I would take AVN models over porcelean gods any day of the week. (On a side note I also missed a real estate conference, AdultCon 8, and dinner with a cool chick, which all happened down in LA. Henceforth, I Am Useless).

And so it goes.

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