Now why would I want to Roll with the SEO Rockstars you ask? Well, Shoemoney.com is having an SEO Rockstar Competition and becoming an SEO Rockstar would give me an all inclusive trip to the shining city of Las Vegas for another exciting and always entertaining round of Travis VS Las Vegas! It would also allow me to hang with the best and the brightest of search for three days of fun fueled conferencing.

As we all remember from Travis VS Las Vegas round 1, I managed to party into the wee morning hours at the infamous “Rainman Suite” at the marvelous Caesar’s Palace Hotel for a late night after party.

Perhaps we should look at some photographic and historical evidence to understand why I want to be an SEO Rockstar. First, there was kindergarten.

When asked by my teacher “what do you want to be when you grow up?” all I could shout is - SEO Rockstar! before they passed out the graham crackers and milk. So from an early age I have been vying for SEO stardom, and have patiently waited for the time to seize the title. And that time in now!

They say a picture speaks a thousand words right? And so, I am going to give each judge a photo gift exemplifying all the reasons you should propel me into SEO stardom.

Dax! My brotha from anotha mutha! Nice stripes on those shorts. I have a pair similar, but they are a little tighter on the boys. Not like 70’s running shorts tight, but they just provide a little more huggin if ya know what I mean. Support.

You might appreciate this picture of me in Montana, attempting to become a Rockstar. That is me, you can tell because I have an arm full of girl and it appears that my back is on fire. This is what we do in Montana to pass the time when we get sick of bowling and watching television.

The last time someone stuffed $200 in my pocket and told me to have a good time in Vegas it was gone in about an hour. We will see how long that $500 lasts.

For Neil- You seem like someone who would appreciate some good office kicks. Here is a picture of the time we covered one of our beloved employees desk and everything on it with tinfoil. Enjoy.

Neil is that a beer bong in your hands? I like pictures of you with black Am-Ex cards a little more, but beer bongs are still pretty damn awesome. That picture gave me a full on belly laugh, complete with rolling jiggles. It appears you know how to get down, although the width of that beer bong could use some improvement, it looks like a garden hose. We want to see you with something more like a fire hose.

For Greg- Yes look, I can party! What is better than loading a 16 gallon keg, ladies and your buddies onto a 25 foot sailboat and setting sail onto the pristine waters of Flathead Lake in Montana? Probably nothing! Nothing yet that is. I am thinking that rolling with the SEO Rockstars in Las Vegas might compare.

And don’t worry. Texas Holdem’ is legal in the great state of Montana where I am from, so we can slow roll some aces till the weee hours of the morning.

For Dave- I can roll with the best of them and still get up in the morning in time for photo ops with booth babes. No worries necessary, no need to leave me behind. I was born and raised in Montana, where most bars only serve water with whiskey. I once saw a girl order a glass of wine and was served something so old, it tasted like vinegar.

So lets party! And then in the meantime we can come up with creative ideas on how to get top rankings for viagra and penis enlargement kits, because we all know that the world needs more of those. Who knows, perhaps we could hatch a couple of plans on some napkins late at night that could become the next super affiliate website.

Yes, YES! I am ready to roll with the exclusive, ultra-hip SEO Rockstar Crowd.

I am ready to talk some shop as well. I want to absorb knowledge like a sponge as well as have so many laughs that I get an ab workout. I want the conference to give me a couple of gems for some of the niches that I am setting out to conquer while letting us all create the kinds of memories that only appear in your camera in the morning.